I could have came up with dozens of different, tacky, ways to introduce this video clip but how do you adequately describe in just a couple of words as someone outragesly discussion how to snort coke up your ass. I couldn’t so I’ll just post the video

After that I almost don’t want to say this but Taylor Rain is the nastiest pornstar today. But as you can see from this Taylor Rain pictorial she is also really fucking hot. I can’t find fault with a chick this hot who’s nasty as hell but I wonder how quickly your cock gets a runny nose when you stick it up her ass.

Forgive me for indulgine myself here but, yesterday, as I was beginning my search for something other than porn to post about the babes we love so well, I ran across a trailor for a new movie coming out for Christmas. YOGI BEAR is back!

Man, I absolutely loved him and Boo Boo as a kid and really feel the children of today are missing out on some of the funniest shit to ever hit the television.

Cartoons these days are shit, in my opinion. I don’t get how kids are even entertained as they are so aimed at programming them how to live in this new, politically correct society where you can’t really do anything, or say anything that might accidently make someone feel bad. So I maybe really sad after taking my regular rent a kid to the theater to see Yogi and Boo Boo.

Since we are on the subject of classic cartoon remakes for the theater. I’ve heard that Speedy Gonzales is going to make a come back too!.Unfortunately, George Lopez, who is slotted to be the voice of Speedy says that they will tone down the negative hispanic references. In other words, old Georgie boy is not going to be true to character if he thinks it stereo types negatively. Fuck, I’d think that just having a "super hero" on the level of Underdog would have been a positive enough message. Guess I"m just fucking silly!

Thank God dogs can’t talk. Underdog probably insulted a bunch of them!

But, after all, this is a porn blog featuring the sexiest women who pose in front of a camera and no post would be truely complete without a politically incorrect depiction of a hot babe being abused by a male system developed for the complete domination of women. So how about empowering a female and showing a little Lesbian Lust with hot blonde Sammie Rhodes on top.

Simply shouldn’t mix. Don’t misunderstand, I agree with the fact that people need to lighten up when it comes to sex. It’s natural, it’s a normal release and a good sex life is definitely one of the steps in ones pursuit of happiness but it’s the last thing the government should ever involve itself in.

Although she might be a wild ass old cunt, do you really want Nancy Pelosi or any government official getting into your bedroom. Do you need the sex cops knocking on your door because you’ve been reported as being a premature ejaculator or for improper use of your tongue.

Please Sammie Rhodes, enlighten me, exactly what role do you think our government needs to take when it comes to sex. Ok, I’m sure your speaking about all the fucking government restrictions and bull shit that goes on but…. could you please clarify before someone comes knocking on my door for having unapproved anal sex. Watch the clip from the 08 elections and see if you have any better understanding as to what role she thinks the government needs to take.

Actually the most interesting Sammie Rhodes factoid I learned was she is a major and I really mean MAJOR UFC fan. Her blog while mostly ignored is mostly about the sport. So how can you not love a chick who adores other chicks and fighting. Oh and she was once ass fucked by Sunny Leone.

Ok, so which would you choose, a lap dance from a sexy, hot, Penthouse Pet or the lunch you just bought and would you really have to even think about it. Judging from the results in this video the fat guys want the lap dance and the skinny guys want their food. There has got to be some logic behind their findings but, honestly, I just havent come to grips as to what that might be. Cause you see, I figure I can get both.

Throw down the 7 bucks I just spent on food, get the lap dance and then go back and buy me some more food. Seems pretty simple and, honestly, $7 for a lap dance, especially from Heather Vandeven, seems pretty cheap. Add in the $7 I have to spend to replace the food and I’ve still saved some cash. A lap dance at a strip club is $20. A lap dance from a featured performer, which Heather would be, would be $40. I would have just paid $14. Such a deal!

Anyway, check out the video it’s kind of funny and then get your freak on with this Heather Vandeven video teaser.

I’m trying to decide if I just missed the memo that said watching big tittied chicks in bikini suck on helium balloons was the latest and greatest porn niche or in some other manner helped sell bikini’s or if this is just someone who thought that could somehow garner interest in their business. Either way I guess in my own manner, I helping to forward either goal

Trying to not be too big of a smart ass, I hope Cali Logan either stays softcore or is a lot better at sucking cock than she is at sucking on helium filled balloons. But I’ve got another video, one that I do believe you’ll enjoy watching more. This one is Cali Logan masturbating and who doesn’t love watching a female masturbate?

I really wish I was going to Vegas but, unfortunately, that’s the title of the song and not my weekend plans. My question is this, Is a band that chose it’s name as the Sin City Sinners really goin to Vegas or are they already therer. But it’s a good rock tune so what the fuck.

The two things that stood out for me was one, look at the picture… what is Ron Jeremy doing in the video? Well he plays both that little angel and that little devil that sits on everyone’s shoulder helping them decide between good and evil, right or wrong or in this case nagging girlfriend, Sunny Leone, and the hookers of Vegas. I gotta tell you, I’ve watched too many episodes of cops. Sunny Leone, even as a nagging bitch of a girlfriend, is a much better choice than the skanky whores I’ve seen on Cops.

Actually a nagging, needy high maintenance Sunny Leone would be better than almost any woman alive. Because, lets face it, most of them turn into a nagging needy witch as some point or another and having the opportunity to bang a hot babe like Sunny would be almost heaven on earth. Hell, I could die a happy man having just spent one night with her and when God asked what in my life I hadn’t accomplished that I really regret not having done. I could look Him in the face, without a moments delay and answer honestly not a single fucking thing.

Do you think I could be wrong? Do you doubt my honesty or integraty? I’ll tell you what, watch this video of Sunny Leone taking a bubble bath and answer me honestly, sincerely, wouldn’t you give not only your left nut but your right one as well just to actually live out that scene in real life.

I’ll be posting tons of Sunny Leone’s picture galleries and teaser videos over the next few days weeks months simply because I’m totally in lust.

Or so Sydney Moon seems to believe. Or at least that what she told the young turks in this interview. Now normally I’d say it was just a chick pandering to the commentator who happened to be interviewing her. She did give him an all access pass out of the goodness of her heart but in this instance I don’t think so. I mean she did grow up in Berkley, Ca so the liberal themes have been embedded in her from birth.

She’s just got the wrong idea of conservatives. We are not all stuffed shirts. Some of us like to look at naked women and aren’t afraid to admit it. Some of us actually believe in gay marriage, abortion rights and a few other liberal anthems. It’s just that some of us do not believe we need a large, over inflated central government taking a large percentage of the money we work hard to earn and then telling us how to live our life.

But, politics really has no place on a site dedicated to the beauty of women we all would like to fuck. But I’ll post the interview just for those who want to indulge themselves.

Speaking of a beautiful woman who I would like to make scream as orgasm after orgasm raveges her body and who probably has the sexiest ass in the adult entertainment industries, I’m sure you’d like to look at a few of her nude pictures... wouldn’t you.

AKA bloopers. Everyone loves them or at least everyone loves to laugh at them. I’m really disappointed that the adult world doesn’t promote these classics more.

Monique Alexander, we all know her, we all love her but she has one hell of a time trying to explain the features of some interactive video she’s involved with. You can’t help but both laugh and feel sorry for her.

And I know it just wouldn’t be right to have a post about an amazing porn babe without a link to her naked so here is a sexy artistic nude set she did that I presonally appreciate

The way this works is I pick out one of the babes I’ve posted videos or picture galleries of and I then search the web for something interesting about them that isn’t of a pornographic nature. I mean all of the porn stuff I find out there, if I wanted the odds are I would already have.

Until now the girls I couldn’t find anything other than page after page after page of naked pics or videos, I’ve just skipped. I’m starting to worry I could run out of material to post before long. Who would have thought that in this social networking society that it’s the real babes who are not the attention whores.

But… Lori Michaels is the first whose internet presence is totally swamped by someone else of the same name, singer / songwriter / gay activist Lori Michaels and I found out one thing. I like her music… I like it alot. The song that plays on her website (Drive the Car) is great and the video below works for me as well

But we’re not here for music or lesbian musicians. We’re here for babes. Although the songstress Lori Michaels could be a real babe if she wanted as she is pretty cute. I’m just not sure being a confirmed clit licker would be a great turn on for guys, even though we love watching lesbian sex. Part of the fantasy, at least for me, is that I could have the opportunity to participate… But I digress and as you read more of me you’ll find that a pretty common occurrance.

As I was saying, we are here for a hot naked babe not music so I’ll go ahead and post a naked picture of the Lori Michaels my search actually started for.

With all the music I tend to post, you’d think I’d be a fucking music guru but the naked truth is I don’t know shit about it. I can’t name bands. I can’t tell you who sings what. I do listen and I do know music I like but it’s a pain in the ass when I go to buy a CD or even to just download a song cause I can’t fucking tell you the name of it 90% of the time.

But here I am posting another music video. Now I had heard of the Pussycat Dolls but couldn’t name you a single babe in the band or a song they had recorded. I could tell you that they were all fucking hot as hell and I’d watch them mostly for the sexy outfits they all wore. Musically, they just weren’t my typical choice. Even as I was selecting the picture for the top of my blog (header for you nerd types), I couldn’t have told you that Ashley Roberts was a former Pussycat Doll. A little trip through YouTube set me straight.

But hot is hot and whether your checking out Ashley Roberts nude gallery or watching the music video above, I don’t think anyone can say anything other than damn. Personally, I’ll always go for the nude pics. But funny thing is, just like with the Pussycat Dolls, when it comes to babes I can usually show you pictures of the ones I like but rarely do I know their names. Wait… that goes for probably 75% of the women I’ve known as well.